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Finding a New Spin on Basically the Same Plot Blowing up newsfeeds on the Good Book this past week was the news that Pixar is releasing a sequel to

Never in all my puff... We all love the shit out of drug movies (right?) and our favorite druggy feel good is Trainspotting, right behind Requiem for a Dream

Cry a river of tears for the ducks As if he wasn’t sad enough, Morrissey has recently picked up the habit of “caring” about animals. The sap-saturated singer canceled his

Backstreet's back... sigh, alright. We (and by “we” I mean every preteeny bopper from the 90s) have been unenthusiastically awaiting the Backstreet Boys documentary that there’s been so little

Beyonce like you’ve never seen before  Our Lady B will soon be available for our viewing pleasure on 50-foot screens, singing and dancing her way further into our hearts

“Goodluk ... Soulless fools” Why not devote a hefty section of Off the Wire to our dear president’s re-election with some of the worst/funniest responses to his fortunate success

Politics boring you? Sick of hearing about #thirdworldproblems? Tired of seeming like an ignorant slob? Off The Wire compiles the world’s quirkiest news to help avoid that uncomfortable

Politics boring you? Sick of hearing about #thirdworldproblems? Tired of seeming like an ignorant slob? Off The Wire compiles the world’s quirkiest news to help avoid that uncomfortable

Politics boring you? Sick of hearing about #thirdworldproblems? Tired of seeming like an ignorant slob? Off The Wire compiles the world’s quirkiest news to help avoid that uncomfortable lull in